TRADES AND EXTRA INNINGS: A YELLED POST
Because Squarespace doesn't think software freezing is a thing that happens, it doesn't have autosave.
I had a long post, full of genius, and it got frozen when I was trying to add a picture. Post = gone.
I don't have the energy to re-write the whole thing, so here is me shouting the gist in frustration.
AARON SANCHEZ TO 'PEN, THOUGH UNDERSTANDABLE, IS STILL DUMB. I WISH I HAD REAL SCIENCE, BUT THERE ISN'T ANY.
I MISS HIM IN THE ROTATION ALREADY.
MARCUS STROMAN WAS AWESOME LAST NIGHT. RUSSELL MARTIN COMPARED HIM THE PEDRO MARTINEZ.
13 STRIKEOUTS MEANS YOUR MOM TWEETS A VIDEO OF YOUR 13 STRIKEOUTS.
RUSSELL MARTIN HIT A FRENCH CANADIAN BOMB LAST NIGHT THAT WAS GLORIOUS.
HE ALSO LIKES LIRIANO, THE DUDE IS ONE OF HIS FAVOURITE TEAMMATES EVER.
MAYBE THIS MEANS THE JAYS ARE GOING TO SPEND MONEY!
PROSPECTS, TOO!
PIRATES BLOG HAAAAAAAATES IT.
PIRATE RUSSELL HUG FOR PIRATE HURTS.
HURTIN' MUSIC