Punched in the Gut


My favourite non-Jay has been suspended 50 games. I love this man and this hurts my heart. Also a little scary? His statement:

"Recently I saw a physician for a personal health issue," Ramirez said in the statement. "He gave me a medication, not a steroid, which he thought was okay to give me. Unfortunately, the medication was banned under our drug policy. Under the policy that mistake is now my responsibility. I have been advised not to say anything more for now. I do want to say one other thing; I've taken and passed about 15 drug tests over the past five seasons."

This is Manny? This was clearly a coherence enhancing drug. How fucking stupid is this doctor? Is there not a list to consult? Manny isn't going to fight this? So many questions.

Drug Policy

ETA: Actual BONERS

Are we still going to hate on the man for wanting to get a little somethin' somethin'? Have you seen his wife?