The Ass of A-Rod
Well, that was certainly less fun. And illustrates perfectly why our Jays need an adult arm to eat innings, cause Doc plus Hatchlings aren't going to cut it.
Not that we send Richmond back to the docks for punishment just yet. "Now, you believe it. He throws strikes, he's got a great curve ball, he's got great presence. You pull for that guy."
Yes, Kevin Millar, true enough. But he was jittery, twisting the ball in his hands, taking a lot of walks around the mound and nibbled. Nothing annoys my father more than a nibbler. Tanyan Sturtze nibbled so much as a Jay, my dad nicknamed him The Pitching Capon.
Which is just slightly worse than being known as The Swan, which Jason Frasor told Jamie Campbell he wanted to be known as. WTF, Frasor.
Downs is closer and BJ will be back. But supposedly it'll be cool in the 'pen because "He's got 100-per-cent confidence in me and I've got 100-per-cent confidence in him. In my eyes, he's still our closer and I'm just filling in until he's ready to go." You betcha.
Tonight, Tallet vs C.C. and I'm a little scared.
But are the Jays the real deal?
Not that we send Richmond back to the docks for punishment just yet. "Now, you believe it. He throws strikes, he's got a great curve ball, he's got great presence. You pull for that guy."
Yes, Kevin Millar, true enough. But he was jittery, twisting the ball in his hands, taking a lot of walks around the mound and nibbled. Nothing annoys my father more than a nibbler. Tanyan Sturtze nibbled so much as a Jay, my dad nicknamed him The Pitching Capon.
Which is just slightly worse than being known as The Swan, which Jason Frasor told Jamie Campbell he wanted to be known as. WTF, Frasor.
Downs is closer and BJ will be back. But supposedly it'll be cool in the 'pen because "He's got 100-per-cent confidence in me and I've got 100-per-cent confidence in him. In my eyes, he's still our closer and I'm just filling in until he's ready to go." You betcha.
Tonight, Tallet vs C.C. and I'm a little scared.
But are the Jays the real deal?