Suck it, Larry


Well, the title more or less sums it up. I always love it when small town Americans show up and bitch about Toronto. Chipper dissed Toronto, said it "wasn't exactly Las Vegas" and that he was bored. And had such a shitty experience, he will never play in the WBC again. I guess there were no suitable Hooter's waitresses to impregnate. Go get injured already. Bitch.

But bless Chris Bosh, that Ru Paul of Big Men, for defending our fair city. "I have a blast every day." I eat my vegetables every day, as per his suggestion.