AJ, Anamoid and Me


It's been a while. I've mentioned my ennui enough. It's really bad when ones ennui is developing ennui. However, pitchers and catchers report and so must I.

Robert McLeod refers to A.J. as "former" Blue Jays pitcher (which is new and a bit sad. I admit it stung.) And is also called an "idiot" (which is not new and a bit hilarious. Never change, A.J.!!) Speaking of the former owner of my baseball heart, he refers to being a Yankee as being like a "rock star or something like that."

McLeod also refers to Doc (or "Anamoid" as AJ calls him) and Litsch being "that powerful front-end tandem of the starting rotation." Is that sarcasm? Cause I feel a little fucked. AJ, however, doesn't:

β€œIt's going to be a huge opportunity for Jesse Litsch. I've talked to him a couple times and he knows he's going in there and he's got to be right behind Doc, take Doc's back. And that's what the No. 2 and No. 3 guy does, protect your horse."

Oh, go count your money. Bitch.

In other news, Aaron Hill is no longer concussed. He is, however, fat. Le sigh.