Duh-nedin

I came across an article published on the Canoe site about the Jays reactions to the ARod press conference, and I find it kind of hilarious.

Veteran players made comments amounting to calling ARod out for being full of shit, but didn't want to be named. My money is on B.J. Ryan and Marco Scutaro. One of them knows a hell of a lot about drugs. Scutaro was an A. Were there drugs in Oakland after Canseco? And is concerned about the cousin (who has been identified as some guy in Miami named Yuri.) Were there cousins in Oakland? And I just named Beej cause he didn't comment otherwise and is a veteran. Is he normally concerned with follow up questions?

The article then veers off into what the people were doing/watching instead of watching the press conference.

Rod Barajas watched Law and Order, but called the situation "unfortunate." Also unfortunate was Cito admitting that he watches American Idol. Adam Lind watched The Dog Whisperer, but admitted he might always consider himself stupid and naive. Vernon Wells contributed to the discussion by admitting he went to Disney World.


Alex Rios doesn't believe Alex Rodriguez :

"If you are putting something in your body for three years you should know what it is. If not, that's dumb." Yes, Lexi, it is dumb. But were you watching American Idol?

AJ looks like shit.

What the hell did they do to him?
*ETA*
Jeets looks tired
Mo looks not too bad, but he is the only Yankee I like.
Georgie...tiny head, HUUUUGE Ears
Andy...like deer in headlights

Things happening and not happening at Jays Spring Training 09. In pictures.

Happening...

Not happening...

Happening...

Not happening...

Happening...

Not happening...

Happening...


Not happening...
What the hell was that press conference yesterday? The 37 second pause is a new layer of weirdness for Show Pony. Was he trying not to cry? Trying to cry? He needs to go back to acting class and learn how to use the pause. Because it was like he was a newscaster who hadn't realized he was back from commercial break See, the Beej is confused, too.

CitoballCito: 138 million dollars? Explain yourself, fool!

Hopefully happening...

Hello Kevin Millar!?


Kevin Millar has a big mouth. Kevin Millar invented Manny being Manny. Kevin Millar was a Sock, was an Oriole and is now a Jay. Kevin Millar is another one who had Brad Arnsberg as a coach in Florida (is Arnsberg Jesus or something?). Kevin Millar said this, "You look at them on paper and nothing comes out and blows your socks off, but they want to win." Kevin Millar loves people. Kevin Millar hugged Roy Halladay and called him the best pitcher in baseball. Kevin Millar will be taking advantage of Toronto's lack of hair restrictions and won't be shaving. Kevin Millar loves Manny. Kevin Millar is loved by Manny. Kevin Millar should call Manny.

"Hello Kevin Millar! Hello Kevin Millar! Hello Kevin Millar!?"