A Report called Mitchell

So, many people were named in this report. Big names. Clemens, Pettite, Tejeda, Canseco (I guess writing a book about it would get you on the list) Giambi (really?), Sheffield (no!), Bonds (why, I never....).

Two others named are of interest to my particular team: Troy Glaus and Gregg Zaun. Troy, obviously we already knew this one, because he was outed late in the season. The one we didn't know? Our little hard-nosed catcher. I would say I was suprised, but really I'm not. It is a well known and discussed fact that until not that long ago, Zaunie was dancing with Mr.Brownstone and no, no, no he wouldn't leave him alone. So the fact that his various destructive habits included non-fruit juices is just not that much of a shock. It also explains why he was such a crabby son of a bitch in his previous jobs.

Just a question (really stating the obvious)...Why didn't Selig appoint someone not affiliated at all with baseball, instead choosing Mitchell who works in the Red Sox front office? WTF?

Here's Zaunie (and VDub) http://www.nationalpost.com/sports/story.html?id=164013 on the report. Oooh, Zaunie sounds wonderfully pissed.