Greened: Jays Dropped by Yankees 1-0.

The Jays lost 1-0 to the Yankees. They could get nothing going against Chad Green. It was both terrible and boring. I switched to Olympic track and field, which was neither.

Late on Twitter, someone began arguing with Ben Ennis about bunting. That someone was Brad Gagnon. I was like "Wait....what?" and it went from there.

A boring, fairly nondescript game will now be known as the game where Brad Gagnon wanted Edwin Encarnación to bunt.

I wondered if I should do this at all, but it's kind of classic. I will live with whatever comes out of it. Many nuggets. Collect them all!

Subtweet insurance: when you just have to know.
— Joanna (@HumandChuck) August 16, 2016

“If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?”

— Alice in Wonderland

Palate cleanser?

I did not recognize Rollo at all.

Hanging with @BringerOfRain20 at @BlueJays BP today. Made all the more sweet seeing him hit a HR right out the gate! pic.twitter.com/aFbqRv9mHG
— Clive Standen (@CliveStanden) August 14, 2016

Rollo's best advice.

Scene from Vikings, S2E8: "Boneless." Uncle Rollo schools his nephew Bjorn in some berserker training and provides some words of advice in the process. "Always remember to finish off your opponent if you can. We''ll find ones playing dead or pretending to run away. Perhaps the Saxons are the same.

This happened a few days ago. This happened today.

.@BringerOfRain20 on the #MLBCentral #BlueJays #mvp ☔️☔️⚾️ pic.twitter.com/8QWTvCvGLN
— christine (@christine_luv21) August 16, 2016

Reigning American League MVP Josh Donaldson joins Mark DeRosa in Studio 42 to deconstruct his swing and shows how he approaches each at bat. MLB Central is our daily morning show which highlights all of yesterday's action and previews upcoming games, hosted by Matt Vasgersian, Lauren Shehadi and Mark DeRosa!

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