Sorry, slutty girls in Toronto fandom, you'll have to find some other pudgy catcher to sign your breasts because AA, sly fox, flipped Mike Napoli to the Rangers for Frank Francisco, chair thrower. Francisco might sign your boobs, though. Or sign the chair he throws at you if you get uppity in the stands.

Judging by Google Image search, Napoli would've been a lot of fun to blog about. Ah well...

Am I allowed to be annoyed by the Manny signing now?