(Red Sox Player Name) Needs to Fuck Off

The most magical place to be in all the Internets is SOSH when the Sox lose.
Let's take a look. It was classic.

WTF is with Lackey. We are paying this douche 18.5 million a season.

The eating of the young.

Looking forward to Boston erupting for 10 runs, winning this game 10-9 and hearing Lackey talk about how he's pleased with the way he pitched because they won the game.

Delusion.

I love how this asshole wants every close pitch that's clearly a ball.

Irony.

This is gonna be one long ass game.

Tell that to Youk and his 10 thousand practice swings.

I really thought that Morrow was going to end up an ace. Oops.

Yeah, it's always wise to watch a pitcher for two innings and make predictions.

Wow. Bautista is not an outfielder, is he?

Respect the arm.

"HR #17 for the former Red Sox shortstop". Those are tough words to hear.

Tasty, tasty words.

Do you have any idea how stupid you look when you say Lackey is garbage, a horrendous signing, and should go to Pawtucket? I mean, really, do you know how incredibly fucking stupid you look? Because you look stupid indeed.


Lone voice of reason. Of course he is flamed later. Who needs reason when you have baseless outrage and delusions?

God hates this team.

No,I hate this team. God doesn't care.


Oops, I hit a double...and got 2 RBIs.

My favourite moment of the game was Fred Lewis' little oopsie swing RBI double, followed by Tito "ejecting" the HP ump.

To be fair, that double was whole load of turf-helped bullshit.

I love it when Sox fans complain about other stadiums, when their home is Fenway...the quirkiest, most bullshit field around. Where the home team has the advantage, if only because they have the time to work the quirks to their advantage.


I kind of agree with Gaston here - I don't understand how they can call that a HBP.

Kind of? The homeplate ump didn't make the call, but Youk took his gear off. They appeal and the plate ump lets the 2nd base ump overrule him!?!?!?!?! I would like the hear how that conversation went. Home Plate Ump "I didn't see it. I didn't even notice anything until Youkilis took his gear off. He seems really outraged. Did you see? " 2b ump: "I didn't see it, but the outrage seems real. I say give it to him."

Looked to me like it hit him in the stomach. The ball appeared to change directions slightly.

You know pitchers, if they are doing their jobs, make the ball change directions slightly. That is the purpose of pitching. That's why they don't just throw over the top fastballs. Plus, Youk was crying about his leg. PLUS-the asshole stands on the plate and waggles his ass, it's a miracle he isn't plunked every single at bat.

Cito is great at arguing without getting tossed.

It was smooth.

He always remembers to say please and thank you after telling the ump to go fuck himself.

Silky smooth.

This year Lind is hitting around .100 vs lefties.

There is nothing wrong with this statement. It's true. I just like it in contrast with what Lind did right after.

Lind disagrees, learned how to hit lefties. Good move, Tito.

Yeah, the HR. I didn't even realize the deliciousness of it until I read that.

It's pretty rare to see Tito get this pissed off, but I don't blame him. Gaston bitches at the umps for 15 minutes straight and didn't get tossed.

This was interesting. It might not have been the style (although I loved Tito counter-ejecting the ump) that lead to the tossing, but rather the content. The HBP was clearly bullshit, and Cito said his piece. Extensively. Seeing Cito tower over the ump while arguing was amusing. But arguing balls and strikes, which is what Tito was doing, is right up there with physical contact with the ump. Argue balls and strikes, you get tossed.

I really don't think Frasor meant to hit Hall.

What tipped you off? The fact that it was a changeup? Or that Frasor was ahead in the count and putting Hall on served no advantageous purpose?

Cameron K'd looking and went to the dugout yapping about it- got tossed. Tito came out and got tossed pretty quick- and like another poster mentioned- Cito Gaston spent about ten minutes arguing an inning back.

Sigh. See above.

That strike two call was sanction-worthy bad. Seriously.




Well, at least you are serious when you are wrong.

Well that was a nice long winning streak.

Heh.

Just saw the Francona ejection "Who gives a fuck?"

Yeah, Tito quoted Alex Rios.