Suck It Dry

Well, like I've said before, I don't visit SOSH when the Jays lose because idiocy, entitlement and casual racism should never be be mixed with smugness.

But my goodness, that was a boring game. Crash is right, strikeouts are fascist. Fascist and like watching paint dry.

I've long suspected that the Red Sox, with their long at bats and their ugliness, were a dull team to watch. And I was right. And as I suspected. Does Lester blow these umps kisses or something?

And Brian Wolfe? What the hell was that?

Sean McAdam at the Boston Globe : In beating the Toronto Blue Jays yesterday, 8-2, the Red Sox avoided the embarrassment of being swept by a team that had, until recently, lost nine in a row.

Who had been in first place for most of the season until that streak, despite that crazy winning streak the Sox had. So suck it dry.

I love this site for it's simple, understated wisdom and it's obsession with Ted Lilly. Ted Lilly destroyed the periodic table, because Ted Lilly only recognizes the element of surprise.

Disco is dead because Roy Halladay didn't like it.