Now We're Using Whipped Cream.

It was Photo Day Sunday and according to Ian over at The Blue Jay Hunter, the Jays returned to the old-school "let's treat the players like they are circus freaks" format. The guys sat on platforms while people took pics. Cause that's not awkward at all.


Doc, who was apparently booed when he struggled in the first inning on Sunday, went back to eating kittens and was named AL player of the week. And it was announced today to the crowd, who seemed to want their man to take a curtain call during Monday's game. Roy stayed firmly on the bench, and by doing so, told the fans to fuck themselves. But, really, what do you expect from a guy who won't even let the media cover the pissing match he should get into with an ex-teammate to promote baseball in Toronto, right before a big game against a tough team?



Scott Richmond rebounded nicely, even though Thome ruined his win. But Alex saved the day.

In all, it was a bit of a crap shoot. We might be lucky the White Sox are inept.

At least we aren't saying stuff like this " Today is over, there's nothing we can do right now."

Jeez, keep Octavio Dotel away from the sharp objects.

For some reason, this really pisses me off. AJ pied Melky, Show Pony and Johnny Damon. "We used shaving cream with the Blue Jays. Now we're using whipped cream."

Don't talk about the Jays, bitch. That's my job.