Bring Me The Head of Tim Wakefield*
Well, I guess we are back where we "belong", hanging out here in 3rd place. A whole 1 and 1 half places away from 1st place. And I hate this losing and not hitting and all, but a 7 game losing streak and only 1 and 1 half spots away from the Sox, who had that crazy 74** game win streak earlier this season. So things could be worse. But they definitely could be better. Starting tonight and after everyone reads how the Tao breaks it down. Lead us out of this offensiveless dark tunnel, great and wise Tao.
*I'm referencing that 70's movie "Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia". Do not, I repeat, do not kill Tim Wakefield. He and the other Sox will pay later.
**I guessed at that number.
*I'm referencing that 70's movie "Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia". Do not, I repeat, do not kill Tim Wakefield. He and the other Sox will pay later.
**I guessed at that number.