If I should be short on words and long on things to say...

I'm batting .300. The following is my 300th post. Let's come together and hope it doesn't suck. Suck the way I'm afraid the 09 Jays season is going to suck. Now, I don't know for sure that it is going to suck.

Sure, Dustin McGowan might be so sore he can "never, ever pitch again" . Ever. Hell, Cito seems to think the kid is dying or something. And Brian Wolfe heard popping in his shoulder, which is always fun. And BJ might be a pitch or two from blowing himself up, like his arm is a detached pulpy mess on the mound. And our number two guy has bosoms.

Plus, the Yankees have AJ...and AJ was so instrumental in getting the Jays to the playoffs.

So, before I ramble on, let me get to my point. I want Pedro Martinez in a Jays uniform. I know JP will not be down for it, cause Pedro isn't a white middle infielder. Watching the Dutch eliminate the mighty Dominican Republic (thus making Team Canada that much less bitch slapped), I thought Pedro looked mighty good. He'd be a game changer or at least something to talk about. Cause I'm bored out of my skull.