Don't Fall in Love with Me
The Yankees went to play pool. I tried to stay awake reading about this.
The Red Sox won the unofficial "who has less shitty press photos" contest. Maybe it's because they have a pretty damn ugly team to start with, so the photographer worked harder on the lighting.
The Jays ones should be up soon. There are pics of the pics being taken, but no actual pics. Behold...the ass of Scott Rolen
Vernon had an MRI today on an undisclosed body part. Now disclosed as his hamstring. Out a month. That trainer is really working out. Or maybe it's cause Vernon's hammie knows it isn't insured.