And then....


And then, Parkes didn't mention my blog in his DJF blog roundup...which means two things : 1. I don't update enough. 2. Parkes sucks a little.


And then, Mike Mussina announced his retirement. The Tao covers it. To paraphrase Cito Gaston, Mike Mussina can kiss my ass and I will blog that...

And then, I saw Twilight opening night, not because I love the books (I don't, they are shitty, not even good shitty but ashamed to be seen with shitty) or because freaking Cedric Diggory is a hot piece of thankfully of age ass (because, though I am ashamed to admit it, he is), but because I was asked to. Not only do these vampires sparkle in sunlight (WTF is that? You should burn!) but they apparently play baseball. And wear old-timey uniforms while doing it. This movie was like The Lost Boys, without the Coreys and extra Emo. Like huge doses of Emo. Save your money and behold the cheese: