Pinkly, Roundly, Efficiently Jobbed

My dad gave me a verbal smack down when I told him I lost my blogging verve. He told me any chump can blog about a winning team, a team that was going places. He told me to pull it together and make a lineup for 2009. I might do that, and include Manny.

Larry Vanover...welcome to the club. Which club? The ass-bad umpires who I have made note of club. What the effin' eff was that? 6 inches off the outside of the plate is not a strike. But if it's a strike for Moose, it's a strike for Jesse. If Cano slides into Jesse's glove, which is blocking home plate, what's the call? Safe? No, I'm sorry. That is the wrong answer. I know the Yankees had to leave their stadium, and it was all emotional and moving (at least ESPN wanted me to believe it was), but they don't need to be coddled. I know the idea of them finishing 4th is frightening, but please. Please try to control yourself.

Oh, and Vegas... can we change the name to Showgirls. Toronto AAA affiliate the Las Vegas Showgirls.