Letters

Dear Curt Schilling:

Now, I've been a fan of yours since you used your bloody sock performance to stump for the worst president in the history of the US in 2004. But please, do shut the fuck up.

Now, I'm sure Manny's RBIs were a burden to you. But notice no one actually playing for the Sox right now is speaking to the press. So take a hint and zip that massive mouth of yours.

I particularly liked you citing Pedroia and Varitek as examples of how to play the game.

What? Papi doesn't work hard, love the Sox, love Boston, play the game right? or is it a massive conspiracy of Latin laziness that is taking over the Sox?

Fuckwit.

Sincerely,

Joanna