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I've come out of semi-retirement to say that the Indians traded Paul Byrd to the Red Sox. Just in time for him to face the Jays this weekend like he did last weekend. Gee, Cleaveland, why don't you just trade the Sox Cliff Lee so you can fuck us twice?

Oh, and AJ is my best friend, and holy crap, some offense. Nice work Adam and Vernon and company. And Zumaya. It was a perfect meeting of timely hitting and crappy pitching.

My former internet boyfriend Parkes over at DJF bitches about Rios' non-slide, in which he was called out. But...Lexi's little tapdance bullshit actually is what made him safe. It was kind of a brilliant play, which must be difficult for a boy who has his head up his ass. Hola Alex!