When girly stuff and baseball collide...

So there is baseball on tv tommorow. I know. Very exciting. The twist of it is that it is going to be on CityTV, who promise us that we will "get to know your 2008 Blue Jays as we bring spring training to you like never before! " I didn't really know what that means. I wondered if perhaps it meant that cameras will follow ballplayers to local bars and watch them get progressively drunker and try to put the moves on the FLA's finest chicks. But I think perhaps not.

The Drunks fear it will be some sort of Breakfast TV meets the Jays. But I say, why fear it? Maybe it will be a craptacular train wreck of awkwardness and girly questions. Boxers/ briefs? Is Rios single? What do you look for in a woman? Are you single? Is Rios single? Do you cook? No toes or no teeth? (seriously Humphries, you are a sports reporter...) Is Rios single?

Actually, I don't care if it is terribly awkward. It's a game. And it's on TV.

And because these pics of Jays with models from a few years ago are so amusing, here are more

From that angle, Russ and Aaron look about 4'1", or Eckstein-size. And those are kind of terrible shoes.

Likewise. Except I can't see the shoes.

O-Dog! And speaking of Spring Training, should we be concerned about being 0-3? I'm really strongly thinking no, but it sounds ugly.

I had one of Battista and a model doing their best Blue Steels, but I can't seem to locate it. Oh well, try to use your imaginations.