You know it's laziness...

When the drunk guys post way more than you do.

Happy 2008, boys and girls. I haven't posted in a while. I was preoccupied. Xmas and all that. Shopping. Food. Vodka. But my favourite drunks posted about all the Jays blogs on the internets and included mine. Which was much appreciated as it boosts the readership by 1000 %. And, as always, it included some good-natured derogatory comments about girls and baseball and Parkes coming on to me, internet-style. Very classy.

So...Jays news. Sparky will continue to spark up left field for at least a little longer. 3 million and a bit.

Sparrow will try to fly in thin mountain air, signing with the Rockies.

This guy

is so pissed, he's suing the guy who used to inject him in the ass. And huffing about it to Mike Wallace.