The rumours and rumblings about Alex Rios being traded to the Giants or the Orioles are hurting my heart. I know it's just business blah, blah, but I wouldn't wish either organization on a player I hated, let alone Lexi. I know, lot's of arms are important. But I think tossing Alex feels wrong. What if VDub's "not-serious shoulder architecture surgery" is a bust? Lost money and no Lexi?

Then the Tao said that there are rumours about Lexi and Peaches for the French Canadian version of Eeyore. Both?? Bedard is great and a lefty, but I mean, the amount of time and patience the organization has put into these players, it would be a pain to let them go (again, to the fucking Orioles) when they are blossoming. It's like working your ass off to put your husband through med school and then he dumps you. But for someone older, sadder and more orange.

Especially when they would look so pretty in powder blue.