Sleepy Bats

Twins 4 Jays 3

You know, boys, you are actually allowed to hit. It isn't nice to put it all on your pitchers. It can't be all on the little kid or on Lil' Scottie Downs.

The next two Twins pitchers have ERAs of a billion. Finish them. make them cry. Do not give them the confidence to continue, to let them think "The Jays can't hit my stuff. Maybe I can do this!"