Everyone is going mental over Daisuke Matsuzaka's start in Toronto. I had a dream last night that Adam Lind took him deep and won the game. We were on pine bleacher seats, like ones next to little league diamonds, and it was crowded. The Boston Fans were pissed. The right field wall was really short, so I think it was a subconscious Fenway. It smelled like beer and urine. It must have been Fenway.