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Blue Jays No-Hit in Multiple Ways

April 05, 2024 by Joanna

While the Tampa series produced some decent vibes, the Houston series was a nightmare.

Bowden Francis will probably be a decent pitcher some day in the near future. He threw a lot of strikes, which is a good sign, but when he missed his spot, the pitch tended to hang in unfortunate places and the Astros just feasted on them.

By contrast, Blanco’s pitches were strikes no matter what. Swing at them, you’d miss. Look at them, they are in the zone. It was clear to me he was no-hit the Jays (and really, shouldn't shock anyone with the state of the offence) in about the third inning. Some pitchers just have it going on a particular night.

And Berríos had it going on in the middle game, but other than the timely and thrilling Davis Schneider homer, the offence did nothing.

And the way Houston hits (particularly the delightfully gigantic Yordan Alvarez) you have to be perfect. Bassit battled, didn't get any support from his offense, and Alvarez did Alvarez things.

Which includes “f*cking killing” Chris Bassit.

This was really funny, and I don’t know exactly what it says about baseball in 2024 that it is refreshing that someone hitting homers off you doesn’t put your manhood into question.

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The post-game manager comments were a perfect example of the art of saying a lot while also saying nothing. Words were spoken, but what did any of it mean?

“We’re not doing much damage on balls we’re putting in play right now,” manager John Schneider said. “That’s been the story of this series. It’s good pitching. You want to do a little bit more, but you move on.


These guys can hit. We have a really talented group. We have all the confidence in the world they’re going to hit. It’s a tough series. You don’t want to make any knee-jerk reactions. These guys are professionals, and they’re going to be ready on Friday.”
— Jeremy Rakes, MLB.com


On the subject of offence that might've been:

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Not even jokes about whether bets were made over how many seeds Teoscar was going to throw at Ohtani will ease the sting of this one.

April 05, 2024 /Joanna

New 2024 Season Seems...Fine

April 01, 2024 by Joanna Cornish

The first regular season series of 2024 is in the books and everything seems fine.

The two games the Jays lost to the Rays featured completely explainable issues, in that the Jays’ pitchers made some bad pitches and the Rays, as a good hitting team, took advantage.

The two games the Jays won over the Rays featured quality pitching performances from Berríos and Gausman, and offense clicking with big contributions from Springer, Guerrero, and Turner respectively. George provided two homers over the first two games, and Vlad hit an absolute moonshot in the first game, which after his 2023 campaign where power was put into question, was a welcome sight.

There was even the first bench-clearing “conversation”. Having missed the game, I wasn’t sure of the details, but Génesis Cabrera was suspended three games and fined after pushing Rays infielder José Caballero during the seventh inning. There was yelling, and Caballero got in Cabrera’s face (who was backing up at third), but shoving a dude is probably going to earn a suspension.

What does any of this mean? Do the Jays have a shot? Well, the Rays seem pretty good. The Yankees are 4-0 after a weekend sweep of the Astros. The Orioles are likely to be very good and the Red Sox will also be there.

Time will tell how long “fine” will work.

April 01, 2024 /Joanna Cornish

47 Pitches : Baffling Decisions and Performances.

October 09, 2023 by Joanna Cornish

In which the Blue Jays ended the 2023 season exactly how they played it.

It's truly remarkable when a team illustrates exactly how they are in must-win games. All year long, there has been excellent pitching, there has been questionable bullpen management and there has been disappointing offence.

That is exactly what the Blue Jays demonstrated in these two Wild Card games. When José Berríos was pulled from the game at only 47 pitches, a pall was cast over the team and their fans despite dominating his start. What was the point of any of this if there was a predetermined plan that was not going to be deviated from?

And it’s not just that Berríos was only at 47 pitches, it was that Berríos was doing magical things to the baseball. Jomboy had a breakdown, and you can see how the pitches are dancing in and out across the zone, keeping the hitters off balance.

It has also not been made known to me why Kikuchi was the choice out of the bullpen. Much like Berríos, Kikuchi had a bounceback 2023 campaign as a starter. Here, however, he was asked to come out of the bullpen with men on. Starters start innings cleanly and often depart the game after they have made a mess, and a middle-inning reliever comes in to get an out or two. To ask a mess maker to be a mess cleaner on the fly is just dumb. Also, from memory, Kikuchi needs a batter or two to get into a groove. Different pitchers have different skill sets, and are not interchangeable.

Of course, the real issue with the game was that they struggled offensively. Kikuchi only gave up the two runs, which is hardly insurmountable. Guerrero being picked off second with Bichette at the plate was inexcusable, but given the state of the dugout, and the mounting pressure to score runs, it’s not particularly surprising. Guerrero has been pilloried since the game on social media, with comments on him being everything from “spoiled” to “overrated” to “fat”. And while I agree the pickoff was bad, Guerrero’s 2023 campaign wasn’t especially terrible.

It was a down season but only because he has set such a high standard for himself. It happened at a very inopportune time but taken out of this context, it just isn’t that terrible. Also, the guy is 24 years old. Tossing Guerrero away, as some have argued, would be punitive and also monumentally idiotic.

The amazing thing about this entire season was that Atkins talked about how they had revolutionized the team at the start of the season. Baseball was going to be played in a new way in Toronto. There was going to be defence and there was going to be pitching. But it was all at the expense of offence, and the lack of balance that had become clear in May remained an issue into October. And for the talk of improvement, the Blue Jays ended up in the exact same place they did in 2022. Only now there may be a rift between the players and this management team.


How many of these decisions actually come down to John Schneider remains a mystery. His post-game comments distanced himself from the decisions and implied that it was the choice of many, and seemed all too ready to move forward.

“We had a few different plans in place,” Schneider said after the loss. “José was aware of it. He had electric stuff. Tough to take him out, but I think with the way [the Twins] are constructed, you want to utilize your whole roster. It didn't work out. … So, you can sit here and second-guess me, second-guess the organization, second-guess anybody. I get that.”

Electric stuff. Tough to take out. It was your choice and it didn’t need to be made. Why is “using the whole roster” necessary? What does that even mean?

“And it's tough. And it didn't work out for us today or yesterday. But that's baseball sometimes. There's 29 teams that are going to say the same thing when the season's over. But yes, a tough way to end the year.”

That’s baseball sometimes.

A few days later, Ross Atkins laid the blame, in a dispassionate kind of way, on Schneider. “[Pregame] meetings are [manager] John Schneider’s meetings,” Atkins said. “He has a group of individuals that he prepares with every day. … The group is the staff that’s on the field. It’s not the front office, I do not attend those meetings, and I certainly do not make those decisions. When that decision occurred, I found out about it when you did. When Yusei [Yusei Kikuchi] was getting warm in the first inning, it was obviously very clear that we had a strategy to potentially deploy.”

A strategy to potentially deploy.

He also said, “I expressed my faith in that turning based on history, based on some of the contact quality that we saw. Now, I can no longer rest on that belief. Now, I have to find a solution.”

You gutted the offence, and when it became clear early on that Guerrero was not going to be able to be the sole supplier of power, nothing was done to address that issue and it was that unaddressed issue that ended the season. If the solution doesn’t involve self-reflection, it won’t be any solution at all.

This isn’t going away.


Over the weekend I heard that my baseball friend, Liz Holmes had passed away. I first met Liz circa 2013 or so, and she became a loud supporter of this blog. Her trademarks, for me, were her warmth toward to her friends and her fervent support for the Toronto Blue Jays. She’d pick kids coming up through the ranks, and support and cheer for them, and, as a long-time season ticket holder who went to spring training every year, she’d pick new Blue Jays as her favourites. And they all knew it. Baseball was Liz’s heart. She will be missed.

She also would’ve never pulled Berríos after 47 pitches.

October 09, 2023 /Joanna Cornish

It's Ok to Enjoy This

October 03, 2023 by Joanna Cornish

The Blue Jays punched their ticket to the postseason by winning the third wild card and will face Minnesota in one of the Wild Card series.

One of the frequent comment that is being made is that this fan or that fan thinks that after frustrating and occasionally brutal regular season, this team and it’s various shortcomings are equivalent to a moral failing, that it’s laziness or ineptness. They are terrible people and not worthy of playoff baseball. “I just wish it wasn’t these guys,” said one comment on TikTok.

Some of it is understandable — this has been an alarmingly up and down season. This is a team that never got going on all cylinders — there would be be fantastic wins followed by irrational losses.. This has caused a lack of trust this fanbase has in this group of Blue Jays. It never felt good.

But, it is important to note that despite all the failings of the 2023 Blue Jays, they are not corrupted, they are not lazy, they are not terrible baseball players, and they are not impure. They deserve to have made the playoffs under these current rules. You can disagree with the rules, but they are the rules all the teams played this season.

They were frustrating but they didn't do anything that deserves any kind of the ire that I saw on social media. Just hang on and see what happens.

It’s OK to enjoy this.

October 03, 2023 /Joanna Cornish
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