There are no sports. People are live-tweeting simulated baseball games. I didn’t realize how much I hate the idea of caring about a simulated baseball game. But I really, really hate simulated baseball. It takes out the human element completely and is just out of context numbers versus out of context numbers. No one improves or does anything interesting. It’s awful. It makes my skin crawl.

It’s fine if you are into that sort of thing, but it I am so vehemently against it, I might have to consider it against my religion.

Anyway, I promised you the only good thing. Here is the only good thing:

It’s Bo Bichette holding his dog’s foot. On Instagram.

My favourite part of this video is when the mom says that the dog is sleeping. The dog is clearly not sleeping.

Apparently, the Tik Tok ends with the kid saying, “No, I can’t go to sleep cause I need to start petting that dog and I’m doin’ it right now!”