It would be difficult to make baseball more awesome than it already is. But here, TVA Sports manages it.

Here is the TVA Sports call of Josh Donaldson's hat trick. 

It's amazing. Rodger Brulotte and Jacques Doucet have the call.

"JOSH! JOSH! JOSH!" "TURN OUT THE LIGHTS, THE PARTY'S OVER!!!" in an extended play on the pitcher's name. "Le lanceur Light se fait alumer!" 

'UN, DEUX, TRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROISIEME COUPS DE CIRCUIT POUR DONALDSON!!!" 

It made me laugh. So much joy. 

And like good Montrealers, they sneak a dig on the Maple Leafs. 

(It's all TVA, so they'll likely ask me to take it down but go visit them and give love after you listen here. Their video was impossible to embed, so this is what my solution was.) 

He likes bags of hats.

And cupcakes.