Game 91 Illustrates Everything Bad Ass and Ass Bad about the 2015 Blue Jays
Did we really need one mega game of heat induced insanity to encapsulate everything that defined the first half of the season? (Minus one key element*)
Did we really need this to be the last game of the first half, leaving us to stew over it for three days without meaningful baseball?
27 hits, 21 runs scored (just 10 of them earned), nine men left on base, seven errors, two reviews and an ejection. 43 °C at field level.
Just punch me in the face, baseball.
This game featured all the things-
Wildly inconsistent starting pitching.
Felix Doubront gave up 6 runs in the first, but then settled down for workman-like pitching into the sixth. The starting pitching has shown flashes of brilliance mixed in with some serious flaws.
“[Doubront] didn’t have his best command, but they were also finding holes — seeing-eye singles. Weren’t able to get those outs on weakly-hit balls,” Russell Martin said. “It’s definitely frustrating, but he stayed in the game, calmed down, settled down, and got some innings for us.”
“[Doubront] didn’t have his best command, but they were also finding holes — seeing-eye singles. Weren’t able to get those outs on weakly-hit balls,” Russell Martin said. “It’s definitely frustrating, but he stayed in the game, calmed down, settled down, and got some innings for us.”
Ridiculous, all world, amazing, "are you freaking kidding me"? offence.
This team was down 7-0 until the sixth and then started chipping. Royals pitching started to show signs of weakness and the defense started to fail. Single. Throwing error. Double. RBI groundout. Walk. Pitching change. Catching error. Double. Double. Single. Single. Soon enough, it was 8-7. This was without Josh Donaldson. This team can hit. And not a homer in sight. Versatile. They are never out of it....until the pitching fails.
Wildly inconsistent bullpen pitching.
While all seemed lost (7-0 in the sixth), the Jays, as they are wont to do, stormed back offensively. And would then give it right back. This happened a few times until the bottom of the 8th, Bo Shultz gave up the go-ahead homerun to Paulo Orlando (who had two homers on the season- yeah, it was one of those games) and that made the final 11-10. Shultz calmed down and was fine, but the damage was done. Hearts were broken.
Jays lose a one run game.
Yes, it wasn’t the typical 2-1 type affair that seems endemic to the 2015 first half, allowing various talking heads to spew nonsense about meaningless runs (as if runs are somehow finite) but 11-10 is still a one run loss.
Defence that was frightening.
A few of those runs on Doubront’s watch were unearned or should've been. This was a horrific game in general. Of the 21 total runs score by both teams, 11 were unearned. Bad baseball. Very, very bad.
Scariness in left field.
With Josh Donaldson sick and Jose Bautista DHing, it meant Encarnacion had to play first and Colabello was in left. Which just isn’t ideal. The dude is not a left fielder, but you do what you. He was charged with an error, and maybe really should've had more than one. This was an ugly, ugly game.
Mike Saunders' knee. I miss you.
Mike Saunders' knee. I miss you.
Adventures at shortstop.
Jose Reyes makes a couple spectacular plays at SS, but boots a routine grounder, allowing a run to score. This encouraged fans on the Internet rip into the dude for several innings until Russell Martin had, what I assume to be, a heat-induced delirious TOOTBLAN at third base in the top of the 7th to draw attention away. Lost in the wailing was the fact that Reyes went 3-5 and got a hit off Wade Davis and his 0.25 ERA. Reyes giveth and he taketh away.
An umpire was a dick to the Toronto Blue Jays.
Jerry Meals was particularly generous with high strikes for Wade Davis in the top of the 8th. Bautista wasn’t impressed, told him so and got himself tossed with the count 1-2.
I’m not saying Bautista wrapped himself in glory here, but Meals should probably have done more to de-escalate the situation rather than taking off his mask to say more. It felt dickish on all sides at the time. At least, I thought it was the high strikes. Baustista, however, had this to say:
“What I said, I don’t feel was deserving of an ejection. He pretty much went out of his way a lot to confront me,” Bautista said. “I didn’t mention the strike zone. I didn’t use any curse words. I simply voiced my opinion and said that the pitcher was not coming to a stop because his leg kept moving — that he started his delivery without coming to a full stop. And he apparently didn’t want to hear it.”
“What I said, I don’t feel was deserving of an ejection. He pretty much went out of his way a lot to confront me,” Bautista said. “I didn’t mention the strike zone. I didn’t use any curse words. I simply voiced my opinion and said that the pitcher was not coming to a stop because his leg kept moving — that he started his delivery without coming to a full stop. And he apparently didn’t want to hear it.”
So, according to Bautista, he wasn't arguing high strike calls, he was arguing that Davis wasn't coming to a full stop. Can you toss a guy for pointing out a balk?
In addition to all of this, I had to hear/read two things I hate as a result of the ejection- Pat Tabler criticise Bautista. (Shut up, Pat). Also, it encouraged people all over Twitter complain that Jose Bautista isn't a leader and should be an example to all the younger players, like he doesn't already give a great example of being kickass. (Shut up, everyone else.)
In addition to all of this, I had to hear/read two things I hate as a result of the ejection- Pat Tabler criticise Bautista. (Shut up, Pat). Also, it encouraged people all over Twitter complain that Jose Bautista isn't a leader and should be an example to all the younger players, like he doesn't already give a great example of being kickass. (Shut up, everyone else.)
Pat Tabler, completely in love with the opposition.
The Kansas City Royals, while they did emerge victorious, did blow a 7-0 lead and committed four errors. That didn't prevent Tabler from implying, throughout the weekend, that the Kansas City Royals the greatest organization ever to organize. Ok, it was nauseating the whole weekend, but seriously, the Royals played like garbage yesterday.
*Josh Donaldson, the best, was sick with flu-like symptoms. I'm guessing he got a little heat exhausted (43 degrees at field level and running around for hours would do that) and he got a little dehydrated and barfed.
So that was the game that ended the first half of the season. It was amazing. It was exhausting. It was mind boggling. It was heartbreaking.
And this guy had a tweet to sum it all up:
And this guy had a tweet to sum it all up:
Jays just came down from 7-0 in one inning to take the lead AGAIN get this team some pitching for the love of fuck.
— Ennis Esmer (@heyennisshutup)
July 12, 2015
Yeah, pretty much.
First Half Awards:The Toronto Blue Jays Edition
MVP Josh Donaldson
Rookie Roberto Osuna
With hat tip to Devon Travis, who missed a month with injury but seems to have picked up exactly where he left off.
Cy Young, Blue Jays edition- Mark Buehrle
Cy Young, Blue Jays edition- Mark Buehrle
Cy Young, Blue Jays bullpen edition- Roberto Osuna
(BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS. Brass ones.)
First Half Awards: MLB Edition
AL Cy Young - Chris Sale, Chicago White Sox.
NL Cy Young - Max Scherzer, Washington Nationals
AL MVP- Tie- Josh Donaldson, Toronto Blue Jays and Jason Kipnis, Cleveland Indians, followed very closely by Mike Trout.
NL MVP- Bryce Harper.
And not just for some excellent muscle tone.
First Half Awards: MLB Edition
AL Cy Young - Chris Sale, Chicago White Sox.
NL Cy Young - Max Scherzer, Washington Nationals
My favourite game of the year so far might've been when the Jays beat him. That was the two Kevin Pillar homers game. It felt hopeless but then it wasn't.
AL MVP- Tie- Josh Donaldson, Toronto Blue Jays and Jason Kipnis, Cleveland Indians, followed very closely by Mike Trout.
Homerism aside, I’d be ok if any of the three got it. Mike Trout is a god among men.
And seems like a nice kid.
NL MVP- Bryce Harper.
And not just for some excellent muscle tone.
“The sports world is: What have you done for me lately?” he said. “I love that. I mean, I really do. What have you done to get this? What have you done to do that? Every single night you have to do something, then do another thing, do another thing. It never stops. And I want it to keep going. I want to move forward. I want to keep going, keep going, because that makes me better. That makes me better every single day.”
AL Rookie- Carlos Correa, Houston Astros
NL Rookie- Kris Bryant, Chicago Cubs
AL Rookie- Carlos Correa, Houston Astros
NL Rookie- Kris Bryant, Chicago Cubs