A Guide to Blue Jays on Twitter
I've noticed that a few of the Jays players have caught up to 2009 and have joined Twitter. Let me tell you, they are fascinating in that careful, supervised young man with a lot of eyes on him kind of way. There are no "that was a lot of hos at that bar and a lot of Jello shooters" type tweets. Instead, this is what they talk about.
@JesseLitsch
Jesse Litsch infers that he is round. A lot. The poor kid eats Special K for breakfast. He never mentions that he is pink or efficient. It hurts my heart, frankly. There is also a lot about bed.
Sample Tweets:
Just ate my breakfast this morning was special k with almonds and now I'm off to my daily workouts today is lower body.
Just about to hit the bed and watch some recorded life of jenks great show then heading to bed.
@RickyRo24
Ricky Romero talks about sports, mostly football, fantasy and otherwise. He throws in the odd word in Spanish and calls people one of three things: "son", "hermano" and "playa,playa."
Sample Tweets:
@reidbrignac was up playa playa ur boy tim beckham is working out at the same place i workout at.
Dropping McNabb for Ryan Fitzpatrick killed me this week in Fantasy Football... No bueno!!!
@VernonWells10
Vernon Wells, who may or may not be the one who actually posts on his feed, talks about his charity work. Exclusively. Which is fine, because he does a lot of great work. But there is nothing about laying off those high pitches or living in Missisauga or being rich as shit. He doesn't call anyone "playa, playa."
Sample Tweet:
Thanks to everyone who has supported us throughout the Charity Gala and Celebrity Golf Tournament!
@Lunchboxhero45
Travis Snider tweets about food. A lot. But he also is the most endearing of the Tweeters. He is really enthusiastic.
Sample Tweets:
Meatsdontclash! I had chicken last night so go with the ribs! Throw some sweet baby rays BBQ sauce on the thangs!
I do enjoy spicy food. I love to use crushed red pepper on various meals I prepare. Jalapenos are up there on my list as well.
As a plus size model, I have to substitute grilled for crispy at times to keep my lean and lanky figure.. hahahahah
@jparencibia9
JP Arenicibia is very new to Twitter. He greets people and talks about the little details of his life, like speeding and the weather. But he also said that the Miami Heat are going to be the 2011 NBA Champions. Oh, JP.
Sample Tweets:
Tip of the day.... 44 mph on a 30 mph zone is not permitted!
Can't beat 83 degrees in mid november! I'd convert it to celsius but have no clue how!!