It's time to update.

The Sox are surging and are now getting all with the lip. There is a dude on the ESPN message board telling Tampa to enjoy their time at the top now, because the Red Sox are coming. It's so cute, like they are going to take the Yankees, let alone Tampa. Tampa is younger and faster, and a hell of a lot better looking. And I loved Carl Crawford yelling at the ump for that very obvious bullshit strike call. It was a bit down but very away. "He was just like, 'That's a good pitch.' I'm thinking to myself, if the plate is in the other batter's box, then it's a good pitch."

Hey family and friends of Ricky Romero? I know you are proud of your boy, but if you are going to come to the game, please don't come in a group of 200, wearing Jays jerseys, all sit together and stare at him. Probably don't even tell him you're coming. Cause that sort of behaviour caused little Ricky to shit the bed, in the baseball way, last night. Rushing, balls up, jitters, yips, gloved f-bombs, the works. It was not hot. As was EE's work at 3rd base.

Joey Bats (yeah, I'm calling him that) looks so damn loose at the plate. He leads the AL in home runs.

ESPN gives our boys some lovin'. Saying that all the "Jays are going to wither and die right away because Roy Halladay no longer plays for them" was wrong. I'm not sure we are saying "Roy who?", cause hitting six homers and still losing is not much fun, but there is a lot of quality left here.