Oh Alex, you are stupid, aren't you?

So Show Pony dated one of the " professional intercourse technicians" from the house that brought Eliot Spitzer's political career, his marriage and probably the world wide economy down. He met Kristin Davis at a Philadelphia gym (which could have been worse. It could have been a Philadelphia street corner.) She turned him down (by turning down, she means acting coy and sending him sexy pics and setting him up with another technician), he persisted, they "dated" (ie. boned) until she broke it off because, "What was I supposed to do? He was married."

Yeah, you really had no options. Also, she was "overwhelmed by his charismatic roguishness".

Kristin Davis is not, btw, the actress on Sex and the City. She's blond and these people seem to think she's a tranny (which would just be icing on this story.) My sympathies to the actress, though.

As Deadspin writes, "A spokesperson for Rodriguez declined comment. Not because he had anything to hide, but because he was too busy commenting on the dozens of other A-Rod stories that seemingly get released on a daily basis. He'll get to this one next Thursday." Heh.

Show Pony, please, stop. You make out with yourself in Details magazine, you have your drug pushing cousin pick you up at Spring Training, you pause to induce tears.

Stop making it so damn easy to mock you.