"My body is like a woman's body, it really is," Wells said. "I can go up or down five or six pounds in a day."

My body is like a woman's body, too. Imagine that. Did you discuss with Jesse Litsch how his body is like a woman's body? Perhaps introduce him to your trainer. (and for the record, sometimes weight does go up and down in a day. It's weird.)

I'm glad Dubs is hustling though. It drove me mental how fans would bitch that he is lazy. He was never lazy. He's smoooooooth.

Um, jigga what?
Alex Rios says he hasn't changed a diaper in the seven months his baby girl has been on the planet.

Rios went on to say he would be more inclined to chip in with that aspect of fatherhood if his baby girl was a baby boy. Enough said.

No, Robert. I'm sorry. That demands a follow-up.
And Alex? Just say you don't like poo. Jeez.