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I am so scared right now... for years people have been wondering what Cito's been doing. Well, apparently, he's been waiting around for shit to go crazy.

Speaking of Euro dudes, remember that movie Wag the Dog, where Dustin Hoffman and Robert DeNiro manufacture a fake war to distract the public from a presidential sex scandal. Which, of course, mirrors Clinton's whole "ignore this woman on my dick, let's bomb Serbia" thing in 1999.

I wonder if J.P. has seen that movie.