HUM & CHUCK

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Sometimes it's just not enough...


...to be pink, round and efficient. Jesse Litsch, championed by the Tao around the Internets but a day ago, couldn't really sit on the Yankees. And Mike Mussina kind of owns the Jays. Bastard.


...I wrote this earlier. Another game happened today. I don't want to talk about it. Ever. You can't make me.

Oh, and despite claims to the contrary, Roy may not be a ginger, in the South Park sense, but he has red hair.
That beard is flaming. "Roy is blond!" Are you blind? And I don't know why he's eating his shirt either.