Manny knows what to do on a talk show. Aubrey Huff, does not.

Bubba: “Now Aubrey, do you jack off a lot on the road, like when you’re not with your wife.”

Huff: “It’s all I do. It’s all I do. You guys have no idea how much downtime there is in baseball. You wake up from a hangover about 1 o’clock.”

Producer shouts: “In the afternoon?”

Huff: “Oh, yeah! Lemme tell you this. When you are hung over, how horny are you? I’m horny, when I’m hungover, I’m horny. So I’m just gonna beat off. And that’s all I do.”

Bubba: “And do you have your own room or do you have a roommate.”

Huff: “No, I’ve got my own room. C’mon, I’m not gonna beat off in front of my own roommate. C’mon Bubba!”

Apparently, he jerks off 3 hours a day (that isn't chaffing?) He also painted a porn star named Melissa Midwest. And called Baltimore "horseshit". Huff did later say he was kidding.

Oh and Barry Bonds was indicted. Could face 30 years in prison on purgery charges. Between this shit, and the silly things that players seem to do in the offseason (DUIs and getting married), maybe these boys just shouldn't have time off. Ever. 24-7- 365 baseball.

Oh, and Warren Buffet advised A-Rod to sign with the Yankees.