V-Dub, whose 2007 season can be described at best as sucky and at worst, as shitty, has been shut down for the rest of the season to have surgery next week for that cyst in his shoulder. So, yeah. Some (ie Bob McCowan) are buzzing because the surgery is being performed by Dr. Andrews, so maybe the whole thing is way more serious than the Jays organization is letting on. See, J.P., this is what happens when you lie about sore-backs that need Tommy John.

Oh and Roy Halladay is happy as a Jay>. Jeez, this guy is like the long-suffering wife of this team. Hopefully he never has the Oprah moment, when he packs his bags and tells the team to fuck off for wasting the best years of his life and storms out of the Rog Mahal to Aretha Franklin's "Respect" and Jeets is waiting for him in a red convertible. Or some other such shit.