Yankees 4 Jays 15

Well, that was a little more enjoyable. Seeing Show Pony get plunked and then whine and prance towards first was fun. But thrashing the Yankees the night after a humiliation is more fun. Lot's and lot's of doubles off Wang were the story. As was Doc, who was filthy. Bobby Abreu couldn't take the filthiness, and was tossed for ball/strike arguing. This was such a laugher, Sam and Jamie talked even more jibberish than usual. The funniest part? ARod had to sit out with a sore shin. The not-so funny part? Everyone but Troy had a hit. Troy walked twice, but was useless otherwise. Funk, thy name is Troy.

Oh, and Roger Clemens was fined and suspended 5 games for throwing at Rios. Rios should wear that bruise as a badge of honour, because it means Clemens thinks he's good. Can we re-sign this kid already?